- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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