As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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