why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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rent a cops

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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