- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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