- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's funny? Women's rights.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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