The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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