- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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