What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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