How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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