- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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