- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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