What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Do the roar!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

this website is a bad joke

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

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