what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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