- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Knock Knock. Come in.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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