Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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