- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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