Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

boobs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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