- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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