Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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