- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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