- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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