- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

a man makes a bad joke

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Racial equality.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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