Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Poop.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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