- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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