- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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