too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

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