Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Cancer

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What is the name of the car? What

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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