- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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