- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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