How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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your face

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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