- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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