Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Your're racist.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

yolo your orange looks orange

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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