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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Faithful men.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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