Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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