Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Canadians

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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