what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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