- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I like school Said no one ever.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

your face

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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