- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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