- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are flowers.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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