- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Racial Equality

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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