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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

I don't get it

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Leave. Now.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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