- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What would u like to drink?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Justin Bieber hits puberty

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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