There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Long joke Your such a downey

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