- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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