THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

alex is cool

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

i hate non minorities!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

the game

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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