- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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