A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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lets bomb africa

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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