Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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