- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A lot eh?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Womens rights

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