What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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