Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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