- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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