A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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