What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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