Knock Knock Who's there

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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