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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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