,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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child labor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Tunechi

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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