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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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