Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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