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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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