How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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