- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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