What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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White men's rights

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Barack Obama.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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