Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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