Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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