- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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