- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

1+2 = 6

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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