- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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