Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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