- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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