- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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