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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Knock knock Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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