- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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