- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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