A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do black people eat? Food.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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