- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

jibby jobby

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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