- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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