Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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