- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How old are you? 7

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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