How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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