A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

your face

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anti Joke

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