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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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