Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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tim has no humor

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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hey guys im gay

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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