Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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