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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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