Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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