4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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