Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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how do you win a game try your best

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Good job, son.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A fat guy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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