Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Poop

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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