What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How old are you? 7

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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