How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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