Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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