- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

black chicken. kfc

I am a mime

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I am quite mature.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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