- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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