- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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