- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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