- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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