- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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