What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Obama

All of these jokes are about white people

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