- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's stupid a light bulb.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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