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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

my penis

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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