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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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