- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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