- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how do you win a game try your best

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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