- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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