Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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