- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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