What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

who is really lanky? james cornish

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A lot eh?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

womens rights.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Immigration Laws

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

read me write me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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