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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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