- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Hello

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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