Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Gay rights.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Charlie Sheen

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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