- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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