Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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