Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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