- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Your girlfriend.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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