- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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