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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Barack Obama.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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