- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

PENIS that is all

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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