How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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the NAACP

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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