Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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lewis=cardiac

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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SEX

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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where's mom I killed her

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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