- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

1+2 = 6

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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