- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Yo Momma So Fat!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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