- Anti Joke

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

sweating like antoni with a girl

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Obama = ebola

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u