I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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The FCC

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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