- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How old are you? 7

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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