Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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