What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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SEX

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Anti Joke

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