Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why was the man sad? His wife left

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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