A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

The global news

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A house comes around the corner.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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