Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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