why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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