- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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