Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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ugvvvvvv

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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