what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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