What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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