What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Roses are red.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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THe Election

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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