Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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