- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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