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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Your adopted

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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