Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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