When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Sarah Palin.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

HELLO EVERYONE

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

George W. Bush

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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