Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Burp

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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