- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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