I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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