What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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nothing

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Nickelback

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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