What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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