- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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