Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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