A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A storm be brewin!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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