- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Sir, your wife is dead

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Okay.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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