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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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