How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

thumb_up thumb_down +27

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you end a sentence

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops