- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

You idiot.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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