How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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