- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bar walks into a man

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Poker face

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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