- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

your mum

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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