- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

#IHateHashtags

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

scraggle is in you pillow case

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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