Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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