- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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