- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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