- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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