- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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