- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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