- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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