- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

read this sentence again.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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