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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Alchohol.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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