what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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You are joking right?

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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