- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Good job, son.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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