when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are flowers.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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